Saturday, July 31, 2010

What A Bichon Has To Go Through!



Hey, this is the Dis again.  I bet ya has no idea of what a bichon has to go through to keep everyone in line do ya?  For example these pictures.  Mama wanted a nice portrait of me... she had to WORK for it though.

Then Daddy takes me for a walk (the humans had crassly taken care of their own needs first by showering which they seem to enjoy beyond reason, they don't even let their smell build up) Anyway Daddy takes me for a walk and this Basset Hound wanders up. I take care of him in short order by telling him I have no desire to be his friend, I have human friends and if they disappoint I can always talk to the demons in the corner who never disappoint. (Mama says I have a very rich fantasy life) Daddy said he has never seen anything like it all I had to do was stiffen up and the Basset was like sorry sir so sorry....evidently Daddy does not understand my true power and reach. I spread fear wherever I go by spreading my smell. Sometimes the one who calls herself Mama laughs because I spin my wheels or kick like a bull and forget to leave my p-mail first....sometimes I forget to leave it all together because she is laughing so hard @ me showing what a BIG tough dog I am. Then we go back to the truck and she picks the grass off of me that I have kicked up on my back...perhaps that is why the demons in the corner respect me? Sometimes I think others cannot see the demons in the corner but I do.....

4 comments:

Sam said...

Don't blame you one bit for stiffening up and telling that Basset off. Marge does the same - she's not fond of being visited on walks!

You're one tough little guy!

AL said...

Hi Dis! How are you? You have to stay still when Momma's taking a photo of you, I do that too when I take photos of Coffee and Oreo and Tiger and they all do that same! Why don't you all just stay still when taken a photo?

TC said...

AL Dis is OK with the picture taking thing if there is no flash involved. It's the flash that is bad. @ least he isn't like the bulldogs and thinks the camera will steal his soul (or @ least that's what they act like).
I'm not sure Dis quite knows he is a dog? Maybe that's why the basset hound distain although even though he is an it I'm pretty sure a female bichon would have been VERY interesting......

kathryn said...

Oh, so cute! He certainly knows who runs the family, now doesn't he? Love the action photos...

I've also tried to get a good photo of Metro when I'm walking him...all I keep getting is his butt!

Seriously? It's bad enough I have to pick up his poop!